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lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

(via hanamurateruteru)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via bebopit)

Warning about Bunny Day in Animal Crossing New Leaf:

fanimal-crossing:

khurel:

Once your town rolls over to bunny day, many rocks will spawn all over your town. This is for the purpose of breaking them to find Stone Eggs to turn in for Zipper T. Bunny’s prizes.

There’s a REALLY high chance that the event will glitch out where the rocks will not be removed the following day, and they’ll turn into normal unbreakable rocks.

So be sure to break all the rocks before the event ends in order to prevent this bug from happening!

!!!

(via bebopit)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via cerviceps)

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

(via cheetahgirl69420)